I came across this little anecdote today and thought of my small dick boys on here, and thought you might enjoy it! :giggle:
It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.
One human hair can support 3kg (6.6 lb)
The average man’s penis is three times the length of his thumb.
Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.
A woman’s heart beats faster than a man’s.
There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.
Women blink twice as often as men.
The average person’s skin weighs twice as much as the brain.
Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still
If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.
Women reading this will be finished now.
Men are still busy checking their thumbs…
Hahahaha! Now your phone sex Mistress will have to admit, that made me laugh. It made me laugh even more, knowing that the whole idea is pretty much full of shit! :giggle: I don’t know about ‘average’ length being the size of three thumbs, but I do know that I have had many a small dicked loser beg me to watch them rub their little dicks on web cam for me, and they were not even as long as one of their own thumbs! :giggle:
Now, of course, women like me are still thinking about how big their man’s thumb is… and figuring in their head of the estimate is correct. But don’t worry, the joke was not lost on your phone sex Mistress…. the whole idea is that men are a lot more concerned about this than women are. At least, the ones who know they are lacking in the dick department! :giggle:
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